Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
by Alimew November 27, 2022
Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.
Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.
Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.
by Klaus the Omnienthusiast July 24, 2013
"you want a pb&j?"
"naw throw some
PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
"naw throw some
PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
by MonRic February 14, 2017
by JoeBidenPog October 27, 2020
A dog trained to lick a woman's pussy.
The woman's pussy is smeared with butter and the dog licks it. Hence the name.
The woman's pussy is smeared with butter and the dog licks it. Hence the name.
by Fum2 January 3, 2009
A domesticated wolf breed known as a "Golden Retriever" associated with a portion congealed milk fat placed upon its own head.
by Mañ November 9, 2020