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Butt Slurp 

The ability of ones self to intake substances via the anal cavitity. This is achieved through letting out a turtle head (the tip of feacial excretion from the shitebox) and proceeding to rub the turtle head in the desired substance, i.e, cocaine. The turtle head is then pulled back into the body through a series of anal contractions. This can be a difficult process, but for analy bombarded sluts and gayboys, it proves no challenge.
mate i have a few grams of cocaine, you up for some butt slurping ?

Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!
Butt Slurp by Tam Craw February 22, 2011
When you fart underwater and it bubbles up. See Aquafart
Gross he totally just buttalurped and we still smelt it!
Buttalurp by Isabella Cruz April 14, 2017

Buttslutpanda 

1.) The object of strong passionate desire.

2.) Something that you would give anything for with out considering the consequences.

3.) Something or someone that has the ability to grant ultimate happiness at the risk of becoming addicted.

4.) An addiction beyond your control that you can not fully reach.
1.) I would do anything to be with that buttslutpanda over there in the corner.

2.) Lyn traded his life for that buttslutpanda in less than a heartbeat, and was tortured to death.

3.) Who wants to mix a little alcohol and buttslutpanda tonight, I don't have my drug text for another 30 days.

4.) Unable to control himself Lyn jumped off that cliff after his buttslutpanda.
Buttslutpanda by Lyn cassady July 19, 2011

double buttslurp 

the act of twisting ones tounge twice in anothers asshole
hey i didn't wipe to well would you mind double buttslurping me?
double buttslurp by piggycunt February 14, 2017

Buttslumpter 

The act of extremely sloppy and disgusting butt sex with a member of the homeless community. Origins came from the early 70's where weird sexual intercourse was encouraged and did not need to make sense.
Boy, look at Billy's girlfriend, she is so dirty looking he looks like a total Buttslumpter.
Buttslumpter by The Delaware Man January 7, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026