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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

Not a baddie but a SEINT 

A Hero who fight's the forces of EVIL!
Honour is "Not a baddie but a SEINT"!

It’s a man’s world; but, women run it!

It’s a man’s world but; women run it! — The social, political, spiritual, and economic certainty that when positive change is needed in the world if comes through the feminine shakti force generated and channeled through women.

This is why even though western religions have attempted to eradicate the presence of the Divine Feminine, cults of Mary continue to arise in places like Madjugorje in Croatia even in the contemporary age.

If you don’t think that it’s true try to build a social, political, spiritual, or economic movement without powerful women; you’ll fuck around and find out!!!!!

Many a strong man has died with the word “mother” being the last word that he uttered.
1) It’s a man’s world; but, women run it! I gave that bastard the best years of my life and now he wants a divorce? He’s going to fuck around and find out!!!!!!

Her best friend: Amen!!!!

2) It’s a man’s world; but, women run it! — Take away our right to choose and we stopped “the red wave” with “THE O.G. RED WAVE” !!!!!!!!!!

but then i ate an orange and it was k 

This end of a sentence can be used to express that all turned out good in the end. (The orange is superior and can heal and stop all evil)

This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, but THEN i ate an orange and it was k!"

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”