A burnie sander is the burning piss that you get after beating off multiple times in a day or in a row. Burnie Sanders are graded on how many times you beat off.
by Gwynnyyy March 2, 2019
by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 10, 2011
n. 1. A particular genus of feces, tan-yellow in color, and quite acidic. Not as dense as the average turd, yellow burnies tend to be brittle, and may separate during excretion. This causes the burning sensation to be experienced at its fullest, and the wipage to be at a maximum. Yellow burnies typically occur 1-3 hours after ingesting a combination of habanero peppers, corn bread, and bananas.
HUSBAND: Florence, we have a dinner party with the Marps tonight. Make sure you wear the blue--
WIFE: Richard, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I have a searing case of the yellow burnies.
HUSBAND: I feel your pain, honey. Let's just watch re-runs of 227 instead.
WIFE: You always want to watch 227! What about what I want!?!?
HUSBAND: What the hell are you talking about? We always watch freakin' Lifetime whenever we're at home together, and that channel drives me nuts!!! Put on 227 now or I'm going to eat our dog!
WIFE: Richard, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I have a searing case of the yellow burnies.
HUSBAND: I feel your pain, honey. Let's just watch re-runs of 227 instead.
WIFE: You always want to watch 227! What about what I want!?!?
HUSBAND: What the hell are you talking about? We always watch freakin' Lifetime whenever we're at home together, and that channel drives me nuts!!! Put on 227 now or I'm going to eat our dog!
by Weekend at Burnies August 16, 2004
When your asshole burns around the sphincter because you didn't wipe your ass good enough and you have to shove toliet paper in it.
by WTF is a pseudonym?? October 28, 2008
The act of performing sex wheel barrow style on a woman with her back on the floor, then at climax proceed to push her across the floor and ram her head into the wall. Rug burn is the burnie and the head ramming is the numb numb.
by kietel May 9, 2009
Home of the Gophers, Glen Burnie High has a huge campus, and is also home to a lot of trashy people. But if you look beyond the certain few, GB has many awesome people, including myself. So our sports arnt the best, well except for our basketbal, we have huge school spirit. We love our school. Our teachers and coaches are amazing, they make the school awesome. Our dance is the best in the county, our dance shows basically are professional. They include over 300 students, coming from our many dance classes, everyone is welcome.
by GBHS!! July 2, 2009
1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)
2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN
2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN
1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)
2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN
“When all else fails, me and Burnie Sanders always ready to ‘socialize’” (Bernie Sanders is viewed as the ‘socialist’ of the Democratic Party)
2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN
“When all else fails, me and Burnie Sanders always ready to ‘socialize’” (Bernie Sanders is viewed as the ‘socialist’ of the Democratic Party)
by Orrkl21 October 11, 2020