When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.
by is_Quaz April 16, 2020
Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.
by Neptune's Fat Dick July 3, 2021
Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.
Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
by 13th May 11, 2011
by BOOGER EATER October 30, 2003
by Bonehead5000 July 13, 2020
A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....
person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE
*the burger king appears*
Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*
King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.
*the burger king appears*
Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*
King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.
by YELLINGMAN January 19, 2007