Burger Kinging

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.

I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.

by is_Quaz April 15, 2020

Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

by Neptune's Fat Dick July 02, 2021

Burger Kinging

Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.

Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!

Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?

Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.

by 13th June 05, 2011

burger king

home of open-flamed whoppers

would you like fries with that?

by BOOGER EATER October 30, 2003

Burger King

Better than McDonald's

Burger King owns McDonald's face.

by Dave May 13, 2005

Burger King

Nice place to go if you like burgers and quality wifi

How am I lagging I'm on Burger King's wifi!

by Bonehead5000 July 13, 2020

the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

by YELLINGMAN January 20, 2007