Burger Kinging 

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.

I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.

Burger Kinging by is_Quaz April 15, 2020

Burger Kinging 

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

Burger Kinging by Neptune's Fat Dick July 2, 2021

Burger Kinging 

Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.

Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!

Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?

Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.

Burger Kinging by 13th June 5, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008