Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

Grandpa in his bunker by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

bucket fairy 

a derogatory term for a firefighter/emt
(plural - bucket fairies)

(Upon hearing or seeing an approaching fire engine...) "Here comes the bucket fairy brigade!"

bucket fairy by Bucket Fairy Princess March 17, 2010

I got a bucket of chicken 

The perfect pick up line to use to get a date.

“Uh...hey good lookin’... I got a bucket of chicken.”

-Scout

I got a bucket of chicken by Grass grows, birds fly... April 20, 2021

bitches be bonkers 

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"

Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.

bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018

bucket-toss 

A not very common event that happens once every 100 years but should happen once every 1/100th of a second.

The "Bucket-Toss" consists of anywhere between 50 and 100 trillion men who will take turns urinating, defacating or emptying their sack of nut-cream into a large wooden bucket. After which, the bucket will be placed into a Giant catapult launching the bucket, and propelling it to a speed of mach 12 toward an unsuspecting whores skull.(It is important to note that prior to the whore being knocked unconcious the contents of the bucket are emptied rendering the slut totally covered in piss, shit and cum.)

My friends and I were thinking about gathering all the inmates from Rykers Island in order to give Gail Wilk a proper bucket-toss.

bucket-toss by Drano August 16, 2006

bucket high 

when you get so high that it makes you queasy and think you're going to need a bucket

After smoking some hash, Tom got bucket high.

bucket high by miscmind June 9, 2011

bitch bunker 

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity

Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.

bitch bunker by Izer1 February 4, 2017