Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)
by Stooo March 19, 2003
Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin
by Truckasaurus August 1, 2022