When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.
She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we gethome I would give her a buffalo staple.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!