When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.
She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).