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36.
One that refers to having no penis
A girl is a bryson Guys are never brysons
by john dorson October 04, 2009
 
37.
A man who has big black man titties the size of California. He does not buy milk from the store but rather from his majorly large man boobs. He is the epitome is homosexual.
Oh god, that Bryson has just whacked me really hard in the head with his giant tits. Now he's yelling at me with his gay voice and checking out my ass.
by Ling Butt 69 April 26, 2008
 
38.
big fat bitching nigger with man titties
That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.
by Ling Butt 69 April 25, 2008
 
39.
To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.
Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.
by Pushin 50's Chick July 25, 2007
 
40.
a last name meaning dirty backstabbing fucking liar
never be friends with a Bryson kid they will betray you
by fuckoff January 18, 2005
 
41.
An outrageously lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate individual. One who cannot handle ones drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. A person who is incapable of holding their own in a verbal battle of wits.

(opposite; macho)
He's not coming out clubbing tonight - he's doing a Bryson and staying in with the wife.

Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.

Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?
by James Smith December 15, 2003
 
42.
weird little fucker.
bryson is a total bryson
by vk,sckjlgssg April 26, 2008