This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
by 420 May 15, 2003
by Frank Howley March 2, 2004
A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.
by Ground Beef Jesus January 24, 2007
An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick
Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
by Hitman 2-1 September 2, 2008
Raj was talking to antony about he slept with two birds at same time
Knowing he was talking shit
Antony replied "brush your teeth"
Its originally comes from people who tend to waffle in every conversation they have and talk utter shite
So we say to them afterwards
BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOL 😆
Knowing he was talking shit
Antony replied "brush your teeth"
Its originally comes from people who tend to waffle in every conversation they have and talk utter shite
So we say to them afterwards
BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOL 😆
by Redforllife June 27, 2020
I helped you brush your teeth!
by Anon234 September 13, 2006