Bruno is the black version of bubba. Bruno is the 7'2 400 pound black guy that you meet when you first get into the slam. He tends to wear a huge grin, with his front gold tooth shining brightly as he grins at his new prison bitch. Advice : punch a guard. get solitary confinement. Or.. Find out why black people have large penises... Be scared!
Walking through the hall, one guard said to another, "I heard Bruno giggling last night, as he plowed that poor white boy mercilessly"

Nodding his head, his companion replied, "Yeah, i heard about that. I heard he said ' Imsa gonna make you my biatch lil boi. We brothas know hows to treats ya reeeeel good!"
by Kethry October 29, 2005
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Bruno is a person who can charm any girl he wants. He is like an ultimate player. He doesn't have to be sexy to get women.
Dude, You remind me of Bruno
by Sancho Desgracia August 05, 2007
A Bad Ass; One who is unafraid to be regarded as bad
That kid over there is a Bruno
by Johnnieh December 26, 2007
He is very kind and caring! You can trust him with anything, it doesn't matter how bad or good. He will help you through your 'hard' times. He is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He has a sweet accent! <3 That just makes you smile! He is very good looking! He is very intelligent! He is very special and you will never meet someone quite like him =) And most importantly he is an amazing dancer!
by Emogurl<3 January 30, 2014
The third alter ego of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Bruno he plays an Austrian gay male model.
I is Bruno here reporting for Austrian Gay TV.
by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005
Not as funny as Borat.
Person A: "Is Bruno worth watching on DVD?"
Person B: "No. It's shit."
Person A: "Okay, I won't bother then."
by Captain Birds Eye's Son December 17, 2009
A person with no chill, like none at all.
Did you see that guy freak out over nothing
Yeah, his name is Bruno
by nochillnames June 21, 2016
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