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Pepe is a natural bruno.
by Nikki Delfino November 20, 2011
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The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler (note: Hitler wasn't gay, he was just a bitch.. nor was he sexy.)

Also the sexy and most charming (and most fabulous) man who could get any woman he wanted, if only he weren't so gay. Now stop staring at his kugelsack!
Me 1: Bruno ist totally sexy, yes?
Random person 1: yes he is, I go coocoo for his kugelsack!
Random person 2: Bruno's kugelsack? Well count me in! *crank it up plays*
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When you go out with a friend and in order for your friend to get the hot girl you have to take the ugly one.
From the Bruno Mars song ''I'd catch a grenade for ya''
People by the name Sam usually do this.
Dude last night I did the biggest Bruno for you. That bitch was fat and ugly. She looked like a dropped meat pie.
by MERT July 01, 2012
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A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!
Dude, stop staring at your computer... you're turning into a Bruno!
by Diety CZ February 03, 2010
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The definition of the rapist in jail is slightly off. Bruno is originally a German name that means " brown skin" so the justification of the black dude in jail is somewhat correct. However, although the name is originally German, it has become popular in Italy and indeed most of Europe. In the USA it is not so common. Oh, and people with this name tend to be extremely witty and attractive. And modest.
Wow, Bruno is such an attractive Italian/German guy. And so modest as well.
by Brunothegerman January 19, 2006
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Did you see that guy freak out over nothing
Yeah, his name is Bruno
by nochillnames June 21, 2016
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