Brunken 

When you bang your ex-wife’s father.

Can you believe he pulled a brunken over the Christmas break!

Brunken by 77incher June 14, 2022

Brunken 

A drunk Norwegian with severe narcolepsy after a night of light drinking.

Get that brunken off my couch.

That damn brunken passed out in my car last night!

Brunken by the true etymology February 8, 2010

brunden

white boy who refuses to admit that he is not black. wears 1k suits but unable to get them properly tailored. will only hold your hand if he is in love with you. Headlockinator.

Hey did you guys see Brunden put that guy in a headlock?

brunden by joopjopjeephop October 11, 2018

blunken 

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

blunken by phil February 9, 2005

Blunket Blunken 

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

Blunket Blunken by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

brunking 

Consuming copious amounts of alcohol during brunch.

Guys let's hit the bar early for lunch and do some brunking.

brunking by Steelclimber July 13, 2014

brunkeness

an unforeseen occurrence of alcohol consumption

After a night of brunkeness, Brian was so befuddled that he showed up at the wrong work location the following morning and was unable to get the mule to the barn in a timely fashion.

brunkeness by The Barlett Ultimatum August 22, 2008