bruce

According to Jalopnik: "'Bruce' is the new shorthand for Fine German Precision"

The shifter was endowed with so much Bruce it would be hard to imagine a more desirable gearbox.

by AndyDuncan May 21, 2007

Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....

by sweet as chocolate June 18, 2011

Bruce

Friend, homey, patna

What up Bruce, "Hey Bruce, what you up to"

by 415KneightRidah January 15, 2009

bruce

(adjective) Used to describe something that shouldn't happen, but does, and you should just accept it.
It "Just Works".

"why did that concrete wall explode from a laser hitting it? that's bruce"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"

by March 28, 2022

Bruceing

The act of doing something that you believe will make your life easier, but in fact makes it more difficult.

Sam: Why is he swimming upstream like that?
Dan: He thinks he's swimming downstream.
Sam: Hasn't anyone told him?
Dan: He doesn't listen, he's just bruceing.

by Just Kidding or Am I April 11, 2023

bruce

a word used to describe something which is good or enjoyable.

This pizza is bruce!

by bruceybrucebruce February 8, 2008

Bruce

Bruce

A red head who loves spiderman, hes sweet and kind and will kill anyone that hurts you, hes funny and has a addictive laugh, everyone loves him and most girls also like him, if you find a bruce you better not let him go because hes a keeper and I love him.

"You're dating bruce! Your so lucky!
"Ya bruce is great!"

by Maple jay August 20, 2019