Brown trousers

when you are so scared you might shit your pants.

ah shit that guys gonna shiv ya alice. its brown trousers time.

by dougy May 24, 2004

Brown trousers

Usually worn by politics and economics teachers with exceptionally large behinds. Upon prenounciation, emphasis should be placed on the word "BROWN".

Right example: :)
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Jeremy: Check out those BROWN trousers

Wrong Example: >:0
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Penis: Check OUT those brown trousers

by Snekaing Chimp May 11, 2008

Brown-Trousering

Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.

" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.

by CaliAngel March 25, 2018

A 'brown trouser moment'

similar to 'shit a brick', when something so scary happens or when something makes you really nervous

the cops dog kept sniffing our bag in the airport, that was such a 'brown trouser moment'

by Shadzame September 24, 2008

brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit

A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

by themiss2001 February 26, 2011

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 4, 2020

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 24, 2020