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brown tipping 

when you need to shit and the turd keeps trying to come out before you get to the toilet.
Man, hurry up and get me home. Im brown tipping.
brown tipping by sassymchateful August 15, 2007

Brown tipping 

When you are about to poop your pants, and you feeling just starting to come out of your rear
I am rushing to pick up Sarah and get home because I am Brown tipping !

Brown-Tipping 

The act of performing anal sex, at which point a small amount of fecal matter will accumulate on the penis. The woman will then perform oral sex on the freshly fecal coated penis.
Meghan was all for going all night, but when it came to finishing strong, she always asked for a solid round of Brown-Tipping.
Brown-Tipping by Meghan Bartsch December 8, 2010

brown-tippin' 

This occurs when one has to poop so bad the tip of his/her log is sticking out and has to be sucked back in repetatively.
Hey, can you pull over into this rest stop? I have to shit so bad I'm brown-tippin'!
brown-tippin' by Damian Bunny February 11, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026