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Brown Brian 

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"
Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!
Brown Brian by Andj87 August 10, 2010
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Brian Brown

the most awesome and coolest guy in the world. he can skateboard, fix computers, is a ninja in disguise, and get all the bitches, i mean ladies ;] he's the ultimate in human engineering.
(1)" dude i would so have Brian Brown's baby! and i'm a straight guy! he's just that irresistible!"

(2) "omg, i heard Brian Brown loves Japanese girls, i'm so gonna ask him out!"

(3) Brian Brown once fixed my computer by touching the case, then he looked at it and it booted! i jizzed in my pants too."

Brian Brown by im in your mom March 1, 2009

brown brain 

A word for a pothead.
My friends uncle was a lifer, he smoked the sweet ganj every day of his entire existence, and one day he dropped dead.
After the autopsy, the doctors said his brain was brown.
That motherfucker will never stop smokin that shit. What up brownbrain?
brown brain by RicHARD September 23, 2003

brownbrian

the act of me leaving a dump somewhere in a personal area suprising a person.
opening a jar of peanut butter only to find a turd is a brownbrian.
brownbrian by rerehab January 20, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026