(1)
Fucking yourself with your own legislation.
(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret
boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.
Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your
wife and kids fall asleep?"
Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay
marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the
bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.
Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your
wife and kids fall asleep?"