Brockman 

(n) 1. A person having vast knowledge in Fine Arts, Cooking, and Pimpology; (n) 2. Someone being completely opposite of a chauncey; 3. A badass motha(SHUT YO MOUF!)

Brockman can pull any girl you dream of, Dave.

Brockman by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

brockman 

A person who has sex with their mother. Will also have sex with their Dad in a pinch.

John is pulling a brockman tonight, don't worry about bringing an extra chic.

brockman by Rusty Shackleforde September 29, 2006

Drake-Brockman 

A heredetary mneonic learning disability requiring the sufferer to evaluate observed data through a filter of 19th Century Colonial beliefs regarding race and social class. Most prevalent in Australia, due to endogamous breeding and the Founder effect, and also found in England where endogamy was an 18th Century rule. Thus, the disease perpetuates itself.

The Australian sheep rancher looked over the back of his ewe just in time to see a group of Aboriginal and Irish children walking to school. Because he had Drake-Brockman he quickly identified these children as inferior and so could no longer see them. Then, he realized he was superior to the whole planet, except for the Queen, and everyone became invisible. He became lonely again and returned to his ewe.

Drake-Brockman by Beeguyel January 23, 2014

drake-brockman 

A drake-brockman is an absurd belief that goes against all rational evidence, because it reinforces one's bigoted view of a race or particular group of people. Usually, a drake-brockman is the result of deliberately misrepresenting a source to make them fit your world view.

Cherry the elderly papergirl believed the drake-brockman that asylum seekers are given £300 a week and a pat on the head by the Government, after someone told her this in a post office queue one day.

the de sica believed the drake-brockman that 'many asylum seekers are guilty of serious crimes in their own country' despite the fact that when she was repeatedly asked for evidence she failed to provide any.

drake-brockman by Ben Dover of the Yard April 26, 2004

Benjamin Brockman 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.

“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”

Benjamin Brockman by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019

Mrs Brockman 

a fucking control freak of a teacher like damn woman relax it's not the end of the world if I have my phone out for 2 seconds

Omg she took my phone, she's such a Mrs Brockman

Mrs Brockman by kill me plz :'( November 12, 2019

rachel brockman 

belal's one and only

did you see rachel brockman with belal yesterday at the beach

rachel brockman by belal_lol May 9, 2022