A girl who overcomes the challenges of having the same name as a water filter by being hilarious,beautiful and generally awesome.
by 1313Anonymous1313 August 20, 2011
A name for someone whom is part human, fish, water filter, and noodle. Is usually a very attractive noodle, and is super fun to be around.
In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave to me one piece of advice that has stuck with me since then. "Always feed Brita plenty of water to filter the noodles with."
by IrreverentIzzy January 21, 2017
its a small country 5 minutes from afghanistan, just north of taiwan, two clicks from Brazil, 4 miles from England, and 1.5 kilometers from from Rennselaer Polytechnic Institute. Population (everyone who talks in a fake british accent)
by Sir James Knight of Brita August 24, 2008
A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
(v.) - to filter
by chuladadelmoco July 23, 2008
by Crundy April 24, 2008
When a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and once he ejaculates and she swallows, he slits her throat so it filters out, much like a Brita water purifier.
by DerDeutsche July 29, 2008