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Brian Wilson-ed 

When someone, i.e. a man, has a big beard very similar to the pitcher Brian Wilson and he uses his man beard on a girls clitoris in a vigorous up and down or side to side motion for an extended period of time till she gets off. That said girl has now become "Brian Wilson-ed".
Man, I 'Brian Wilson-ed' a girl last night and she got off so much that my beard turned white.
Brian Wilson-ed by Lattimer July 4, 2012
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Brian Wilson 

Once a member of the "Beach Boys" is now our Lord and savior.
All praise the almighty Brian Wilson
Brian Wilson by Zangorf January 24, 2017

brian wilson 

One of the founding members of The Beach Boys. The genius behind the album Pet Sounds.
Brian Wilson created "Pet Sounds", one of the greatest albums of all time.
brian wilson by SuperSonicX May 6, 2006

Brian Wilson 

Lead singer for the Beach Boys. Song was made about him by the Barenaked Ladies.
I'm lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.
Brian Wilson by Yester April 26, 2006

Brian Wilson 

The most badass closer ever. Closing out key games in the 2010 playoffs. Most notable for his terrorist looking black beard, and his humorous comments.
Brian Wilson Delivers. . . swing and a miss they giants have won the world series!!!!!!!!!!
Brian Wilson by Giantsfistpump December 19, 2010

The Brian Wilson 

Is when you do a handstand and shit on yourself.
Hey bro, did u just do the Brian Wilson while eating?
The Brian Wilson by sanfranchic December 16, 2008

The Brian Wilson 

The act of dancing with one leg out in front, right hand on the head, bent at the waist, and moving your head, waist, and leg in a circular motion
"We went out to the club and I impressed everyone with the Brian Wilson"
The Brian Wilson by smushsmush25 August 22, 2011