man beard

An exemplary display of manliness in the form of an awesome beard

Captain Ahab: That not be any oridnary swashbuckler's beard. That be a man beard! Beware!

by Bastien McBeard August 24, 2011

man beard

The beard on a boy who is trying to be a man by growing facial hair but fails.

Yuck, that guy's man beard looks like pubic hair.

by shazam1234 November 6, 2009

China-man's beard

Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag

Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack

by Glasshoppah April 4, 2011

moutain man beard

A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.

Mountain man beards are only cool on John Ranson

by Tizzle Kizzle February 19, 2005

Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

by Anon5858 February 7, 2008

Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

by the Gnart February 18, 2010

Epic Beard Man

The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.

Locations of his bag are still unknown.

Did you see the epic beard man in that video? That'll teach you to respect your elders.

by epicbeardman February 18, 2010