Breasumè 

Breasumè (n) - An informal submission of qualifications and\or aptitude made by a female job applicant that a male employer uses to assess suitability.

A Breasumè submission can be made both voluntarily and involuntarily, though the latter is generally integrated into standard employment policy.

A voluntary submission is generally made in the absence of any real qualifications or common sense.

Employer 1(gay): Hey, that girl was pretty stupid and her CV was terrible

Employer 2 (not gay): yeah but her Breasumè was outstanding

Breasumè by stoogefx April 15, 2011

breastmerize 

When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts.

If you see a chick with great boobs you say "damn that babe has got me breastmerized"

He was so "breastmerized" he didn't hear a word I was saying.

My new dress "breastmerizes" every guy I see.

breastmerize by Brittni Lincoln April 29, 2008

breastmellow 

A marshmellow that has incubated of a woman's brassiere.

Her breastmellow tasted great! It was still warm.

breastmellow by SeanQ February 8, 2009

Breasmerized 

mesmerized by breasts

Back in the day, I used to be breasmerized by Jessica Simpson, now I'm just annoyed.

Breasmerized by Hogie1975 November 27, 2011