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3 definitions by Hogie1975

 
1.
mesmerized by breasts
Back in the day, I used to be breasmerized by Jessica Simpson, now I'm just annoyed.
by Hogie1975 June 07, 2011
 
2.
The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.
Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.
by Hogie1975 July 08, 2011
 
3.
Ignoring or taking some time away from your significant other to enjoy some "me" time. A reference to the 80's chick flick "Dirty Dancing" in which Patrick Swayze's charachter (Johnny) derides Baby's father (played by Jerry Orbach) for seating her in a corner.
It's high time I put Baby in a corner and get the hell out of town for a few days with my posse.
by Hogie1975 August 10, 2011