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By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D!!! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL!!!" every five seconds.
Definately a person worth spending your time with.
Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test?
Drake: Yeah sure definatel-
Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL!!!
by TheUnicornStealer December 12, 2011
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The most AMAZING person alive.
Brandon makes me feel special.
by Fdogg December 25, 2007
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a guy with a huge dick
Man that guys a Brandon
by brandon14barringer January 17, 2008
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The most amazing boy i have ever held a conversation with.
He makes me smile.
"I should've smooched Brandon."

"Brandon resides far away in Delaware."
by EMC_view August 22, 2006
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A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.
That guy is such a Brandon!!
by Mizouthug January 29, 2009
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A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!
Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!
by hugecockville January 30, 2008
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the most amazing boy you will EVER meet in your life, someone who will care for you and when he's in love he'll never let you go. just wants 1 girl to love him for him, not his looks (even though they're amazing) absolutely great kisser & best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.
cute hot amazing brandon
by kabbbbyyy April 10, 2010
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An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.
by Undividualist November 12, 2007
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