Boston to most peopl,being those who arent locals, is the capital of massachuesetts and is a sports city with a crazy local accent and an underground mob, thanks to the movie departed
But to locals such as myself is a big fat shithole that we all love and are proud to live in, an average night for locals doesnt involve going to fanueil or a sox game, it involves a night at the local bars watchin the game and talkin it up with the local skanks
most people here dont have very heavy accents like leonardo dicaprio in the movie and we dont call it beantown, we dont "pahk tha Cah in hahvad yahd" mainly because you cant possible and our accents arent that bad, to us if you move here from the "boonies" or the suburban area, you dont belong here so dont fake an accent and it may seem great to live in a place full of culture and bars, really it isnt that good, dont get us wrong though we fucken love our city! furthermore people who ride the duck boats,get a decent parkin space in the winter,and go to the "package store" for liqour arent locals
oh and one more thing, if you come here in the winter lookin for a parkin space and move someones place holder then dont surprised if your tires get slashed or your face punched
another word of advice if your not a local dont visit dorchester,roxbury,or mattapan
a local bostonians vocabulary consists of the folling: "packie"- liqour store
"pisser"- or pissa,cool,awesome
"wicked"- really or very
The BEST city in the world. No question. We say wicked, everyone's Irish, and we've got an attitude.
Things that will get your ass kicked:
• Calling it Beantown.
• Talking about the Yankees without the word "hate" in the same sentence.
• FAKING A BOSTON ACCENT.
• Walking too slow.
• Quacking at us.
In Boston, don't pahk the cah in Hahvid Yahd.
A much nicer city than NYC.
If you don't like the Red Sox, don't bother coming here, because you're just gonna get your ass kicked.
Water fountains are bubblers, but everyone calls them bubblahs. Turn signals are blinkers, but everyone calls them blinkahs.
We honk at the person in front of us for going to slow when they're going 70 mph, and we enjoy cutting people off because we are better than everyone. Make sure you flip us the bird, we actually get disappointed when you don't. Massholes and proud, bitch.
Our accent is considered annoying, but at least we can say coffee without pronouncing it 'cwoffee'. Don't try imitating it, because you can't do it right unless you're born here.
'Wicked' is an essential part of our vocabulary, usually accompanied by an adjective. We don't say 'fookin', you dumbasses, we say 'fuckin'. R is not a member of the alphabet as far as we are concerned.
In the city, there are some wicked cool hobos that will sometimes follow you for five blocks if you don't give them your money, try it sometime!
Go pahk the cah at Bawston Gahdens for the wicked cool concert!
Go park the car at Boston Gardens for the very cool concert.
Hmm, which one sounds more 'elitist' to you?! Hah!
A wicked rock band! With classic songs such as 'More than a feeling'.
♫ I closed my eyes and she slipped away, she slipped awaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! ♫
1. A congregation of unattractive people;
2. A justifiable inferiority complex.
3. An attempt to use historical significance to excuse current shortcomings.
1. No way I'm trying to get laid in that bah, it's like Boston in there.
2. -Maybe I'm being too hard on myself, I'm just as good as anybody else. -Nah, sorry, bro, you got a bona fide Boston complex: you really do suck.
3. I don't know why nobody acts like I'm the shit anymore, I was a star high school quarterback in the 1700s.
Boston is the home of the hard-knots, where gangs roam the streets in the day but mostly at night. If you ain't from Dorchester or Roxbury like I am then don't come around here in fear of being robbed or shot, or even stabbed. Boston is a beautiful city and there is much to offer like great colleges, bars with crazy irish people, smuts and some more. The yankees suck balls, Boston is Red Soxs nation and if you don't like it then leave Boston, cause one thing we hate is people talking about a team that is no where close to being better then the Red Soxs ( The Yankees for example). Its almost always cold in Boston. People from outside of Boston call it Beantown, but people in the hood just call it the Bean. We rep three for the strips (adidas) because it stands for loyalty, and most hood niggas when they dap or greet one another, they usually give you three fingers (middle,ring,and pinky). Real Historical place to live, and the Bean is just that place to live. Point, blank, period.
Boston is a great city, the Yankees SUCK!!!!!!!
Others: "This is our friend Jim."
Others: "Hi Jim!"
Others: "Hey Jim, I heard you're from Boston!"
Jim: "Well, I'm from Massachusetts"
Others: "Is that near Boston?"