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Boston to most peopl,being those who arent locals, is the capital of massachuesetts and is a sports city with a crazy local accent and an underground mob, thanks to the movie departed
But to locals such as myself is a big fat shithole that we all love and are proud to live in, an average night for locals doesnt involve going to fanueil or a sox game, it involves a night at the local bars watchin the game and talkin it up with the local skanks
most people here dont have very heavy accents like leonardo dicaprio in the movie and we dont call it beantown, we dont "pahk tha Cah in hahvad yahd" mainly because you cant possible and our accents arent that bad, to us if you move here from the "boonies" or the suburban area, you dont belong here so dont fake an accent and it may seem great to live in a place full of culture and bars, really it isnt that good, dont get us wrong though we fucken love our city! furthermore people who ride the duck boats,get a decent parkin space in the winter,and go to the "package store" for liqour arent locals
oh and one more thing, if you come here in the winter lookin for a parkin space and move someones place holder then dont surprised if your tires get slashed or your face punched
another word of advice if your not a local dont visit dorchester,roxbury,or mattapan
a local bostonians vocabulary consists of the folling: "packie"- liqour store
"pisser"- or pissa,cool,awesome
"wicked"- really or very
"smokes"- ciggarettes
"bud"- budweiser
by theoriginalcheesecake July 10, 2008
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The first city in America to voluntarily forfeit in the War On Terror©. On January 31, 2007, Boston was essentially taken over by a collection of Lite Brites, resulting in a city-wide lockdown and mass irrational chaos. By letting terrorists worldwide know that they no longer have to actually build any bombs in order to create panic, fear and paranoia, Boston has aided and abetted terrorism and is therefore an enemy of the American Armed Forces. Invasion is pending.
Take a lite brite, snap on some wires and a battery, and take down Boston (and America).
by ne8il February 01, 2007
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A wicked rock band! With classic songs such as 'More than a feeling'.
♫ I closed my eyes and she slipped away, she slipped awaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! ♫
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man, wanna check out the boston scene tonight?

nah, man, its past midnight. everything's shut down.
by DannyH February 22, 2007
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What the rest of the free world calls Massachusetts.
Others: "This is our friend Jim."
Others: "Hi Jim!"
Jim: "Hey"
Others: "Hey Jim, I heard you're from Boston!"
Jim: "Well, I'm from Massachusetts"
Others: "Is that near Boston?"
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the capital of Mass, and a bunch of other states in New England because they are too lazy to get there own sports teams.

dont's:

all speak in Boston accents (most of us do when we're pissed though).
say pissah, i have never met nor will i ever say or meet anyone that says pissah.
all forget out R's.
call milkshakes 'frappes', no they are not the same thing.
know where the hell the pub Cheers is.
go on duck boats.
say fookin' .
all sound like were Jewish.
call it bean town.
do's:

Have an irrational need for a Dunkin Doughnuts or CVS within a 10 mile radius of our home.
Say wicked in almost every 5 minutes of conversation.
Love our speeding tickets.
Love the celts, bruins, sox, and pats (patriots).
Have atleast 3 deadly wepons in our houses.
Say mayan (pronced by out-of-towners 'mine') but only if your really bostonion.
Love Cape Cod (but we all call it the Cape).
Know that mike's pastry's in the north end is for tourists.
Have ridden the T at some point in there life.
Tourist: Can i paaaaaahk the kaaaaaaarh in harvaddddd yaaaahd?
Bostonian: fuck off.

the pats are wicked awsome this year!

Bob: Can i borrow that?
John: No, its mayan.
Bob: Selfish, much?
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A city in eastern Massachusetts. That's where Cheers is at.
by star8706 February 01, 2003
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