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Bergman nose technique 

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.
I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

Bergman Conversation 

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.
"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."
Bergman Conversation by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008
Hozier.

Hozier is either an immortal (at least 2500 yo) and has lived in Ireland forest since the Catholic Church forced him out of his throne and gave him religious trauma. He gathers his power from Florence Welch.

He can also be a fallen angel incarnated by Florence Welch and she gives him power. His songs are how he controls us.

Maybe also the reincarnation of Hades and Florence Welch is Persephone. They took music classes from Orpheus and now have their followers as their modern day worshippers.

All theories are correct and I would not be surprised if he revealed them to be true.
“Who’s ur favorite singer?” -someone

Hozier”-me
“Who?”-s
“BOGMAN!”-m
Bogman by I listen to jojo siwa March 30, 2021

Ingmar Bergman

A great movie director from Sweden who past two weeks ago (30th July). R.I.P.

He made movies like: The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Autumn Sonata and The Silence.
Guy A: Did you know that Ingmar Bergman just died?
Guy B: Yeah, I saw it on the news. He was a great filmmaker.
Ingmar Bergman by Shayo August 15, 2007

Borganisation 

Increasingly efficient time management through the incorporation of technology. May also carry connotations of increased conformity within large bureaucratic organisations.
The Pope's been on a real borganisation kick of late - that Android phone's getting to be like an extension of his body.
Borganisation by Saksan October 1, 2010

bongmanship 

proficiency in loading, lighting, ripping, passing and not spilling when using a bong
Carlos exhibits superior bongmanship as he delicately handles my hand blown $700 Tommy Chong bong.
bongmanship by J. Higgins Smoot November 28, 2004