Bergman

An innuendo creating machine, an individual who's innuendo output is simply unstoppable.

"Aww man, that kid is totally 'Bergman', he's spiting out innuendos like a tsunami of vicious sex related snakes.

by BERGJEW December 7, 2011

Bergman

From Berg.

Berg itself is German, meaning mountain. IE: Iceberg, mountain of Ice.

Also spelled Bergmann.

Bergman

by The.Bergman February 6, 2010

Bergman

To ignore or 'blank' a request for more information usually via Email.

I've just received an Email from Mike asking if we will pay his invoice. Shall I reply or just do a Bergman?

by Atom Master January 26, 2012

Bergman

A huge fat worthless piece of crap that gets pwnd daily!

Your so worthless im going to call you Bergman from now on.

by Jism83 January 7, 2008

Bergman Conversation

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.

"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."

by s-t-e-f September 8, 2008

Ingmar Bergman

A great movie director from Sweden who past two weeks ago (30th July). R.I.P.

He made movies like: The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Autumn Sonata and The Silence.

Guy A: Did you know that Ingmar Bergman just died?
Guy B: Yeah, I saw it on the news. He was a great filmmaker.

by Shayo August 13, 2007

Ingmar Bergman

Swedens most famous director. He's like a hundred years old, seems to be depressed all the time, an lives alone on a small island outside the swedish coast. Often wears a basque, and are made fun of by swedish comedians.

The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.

- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."

Means:

- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."

- Who's that old guy over there?
- Don't you know, it's Ingmar Bergman.
- Who the f*** is that?
- You ignorant bastard.

by TonyE June 10, 2006