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Border Cricket

(noun.)
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.
guy1: hey, where is Spencer? i can usually hear him yelling all day.

guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.

guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.
Border Cricket by craveman kegs December 11, 2010
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bordercricket 

Slang; racial slur noun : derogatory term for an illegal immigrant that has illegally come across the United States Southern border (i.e. Mexican's, Venezuelan's, Guatemalan's, Nicaraguan's or any other Central or South American persons)
"That southern wall should eliminate the amount of bordercrickets coming into our country."

"If you don't stay an asset to your employer then you'll end up being replaced by bordercricket"
bordercricket by LOONIE TOON December 14, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004