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Bootfucks 

Ugg boots or Ugg boot clones.

Disturbingly ugly shin to knee high leather boots frequently worn by bimbo-type women and rarely old men.

Some varieties of bootfucks feature fur or laces.

Also see Bootfucker.
Keithan: "Look at that complete idiot with her jeans tucked into her huge fur-rimmed bootfucks."
Dimitrius: "Satan Christ! What a bootfucker!"

Dayrl: "Was that old guy seriously wearing bootfucks?"
Damandro: "...He must be fucked in the head."

Chivrey: "Dude I'm thinking about getting with that girl Abby."
Gustov: "No way man, I saw her last winter -- She's a total bootfucker. All she wore were classic UGG bootfucks."
Bootfucks by ChristCrayons July 30, 2012
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buttfuckshit 

-a word one uses to express extreme anger or annoyance,

-similar to bullshit, but in a stronger context.
Josh I dont give a fuck about your buttfuckshit
buttfuckshit by MKN Dictionary March 17, 2011
to kick someone more than once in a fight
i bootfucked the shit out of that guy
bootfuck by colin November 21, 2003
To kick someone, most often repeatedly in the ass, but any body part will suffice.

Especially when the boots in question are at least size 13 and steel toed.
1)get back to work or you're going to get a bootfucking.

2) that wasn't much of a fight... more of a bootfuck.
Bootfuck by Sir_FireStorm March 2, 2005

bootfucked 

To be mentallyand emotionally ruined under stress and pressure from bootcamp. The persona of a bootfucked soldier/veteran/person is the same as a scitsofrinic or any other mentally unstable phsyc ward patient.
That Pvt. Pile from Full Metal Jacket was so bootfucked he shot his drill instructor and then turned the gun on him self.
bootfucked by kamillark April 16, 2010

buttfucksville egypt

a term used to explain the place on earth furthest from any forms of modern civilization. used when you have no cell phone serivce, internet access, so on and so forth
jesus christ, i have no way to check facebook out here, why did we have to camp all the way in buttfucksville egypt?

bootfucked 

1. Upon the start up of your computer it emits a horrible screaming noise, like it is being violated and then promptly dies.

2. to feel like your anal region has been violated with incredible force.
1. Jim, what's wrong with my PC? I started it up and it screamed at me and turned off.
Well Jane, it looks as if your computer is bootfucked.

2. "I took a crap so huge that after I was done it felt like I had been bootfucked by a skinhead."
bootfucked by Tigertosser December 6, 2004