4 definitions by Tigertosser

Top Definition
1. Upon the start up of your computer it emits a horrible screaming noise, like it is being violated and then promptly dies.

2. to feel like your anal region has been violated with incredible force.
1. Jim, what's wrong with my PC? I started it up and it screamed at me and turned off.
Well Jane, it looks as if your computer is bootfucked.

2. "I took a crap so huge that after I was done it felt like I had been bootfucked by a skinhead."
by Tigertosser December 06, 2004
Someone who only cares for appearance and lacks personality, they are into all the latest trends and shun people who are not the norm(unless they can use them for something). Jamtarts are often under 120 pounds and are usually seen in malls or popular bars wearing shirts too small for them, alot of pink, and have shoes less than 2 months old. They enjoy drinks with straws and standing around where they'll get the most attention.
They are also known to have poor spelling and grammar, and often talk without end about their dating habits or things they have recently purchased.

Jamtarts often don't know you're insulting them even when you do it to their face.
"Come on Ned, let's go to the bar and pick up some Jamtarts!"

"While walking through the mall, crowded with people, we happened upon a fashionable clothing store, completely infested with Jamtarts."
by Tigertosser April 24, 2004
A term of adoration for Mother, much like eminence.
"Forgive me your momulence, I did not realize you were nursing your child at this time."
by Tigertosser June 08, 2009
One who tries to get fresh with a girl. Someone only after sex and not a relationship. One who tries to get in someone's pants. Often seen cruising the bars looking for jamtarts and other attractive females.
"Oh I wouldn't sleep with him girl, that boy's a pants demon."

"Mister Brown, stop being such a pants demon and learn how to appreciate relationships."
by Tigertosser May 20, 2004

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