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Bootgasm 

The feeling of release upon removing ski boots at the end of the day.
I skied until last chair; my bootgasm is going be awesome.
Bootgasm by Road Trip March 25, 2017
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BookGASM 

Getting excited from sneaking Discordian, eccentric, alternative, controversial, pornographic or illegal books or tracts into places they would never be found. Also the act of introducing such books. Books may be brought in or donated, often hidden with other books to hide their true nature.

Popular places to place books and tracts are public libraries, jails, prisons, houses of worship, church pews, motels, hotels, book stores, public restrooms, park benches, or almost anywhere in China, Iran or Iraq.

Bookgasm was begun by the Eccentric Discordians as part of Black Iron Prison's Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission or OMGASM.
I just snuck The Autobiography of Minnie Rae into the jail in Mad Dog, Texas, and OMG! I'm having a bookgasm!
BookGASM by Miley Spears January 19, 2009

Oonga Boonga 

Pseudo-primitive exclamation indicating success or victory, usually after accomplishing a particularly challenging task, especially involving survival skills, physical prowess or the capacity to withstand pain. Invoking unnamed woo woo powers ascribed to the most virulent and genetically successful of our stone-age ancestors.
Referring obliquely and euphemistically to various forms of caveman sexual intercourse that will or might be the reward for such manly behaviour. The prospect of such reward is usually confined to the imagination of the person performing the task. It is gender specific; should never be uttered by a female.
Popularised in the YouTube series "101 Ways to Make Fire".
"Oonga Boonga, baby" shouted ROBwithaB, as he succeeded in making fire without matches, by coaxing sparks from rocks.
Oonga Boonga by hotforfire July 15, 2010

full-blown boobgasms

Breast orgasms resulted from heavy petting of the breasts and nipples. Women with highly sensitive breast can experience these types of orgasms. Breastfeeding mothers can sometimes experience these types of orgasms as well. (cit. Getting Off by Jamye Waxman, pag 37).
Susan: Oh gosh I would never believe it possible!
Kya: What did happen?
Susan: I was breast feeding my little baby while I had a weird so good feeling... like a real orgasm.
Kya: Ah, wow, it was obviously an full-blown boobgasms, I've never had in my life, oh I wish I could feel the same, lucky you!

Boongsnitch 

Do you ever find yourself in a conversation and you just wish there was a word to describe that certain feeling or emotion? Don't fear cause 'boongsnitch' is here.

Boongsnitch is a word that can be used for any situation, any occasion, any meaning. It is extremely flexible, it can be used for anger, happiness, to describe something sexual, to be offensive. Generally it is a great term to be thrown around in most conversations.

The derivation of the word is unknown, a mystery to all of man kind. However there is one common rumour that many boongsnitch sayers love to believe. When Adam first met Eve he discovered the erection. When he realised he could ejaculate he raged at Eve and tied her up using rope made from his pubic bush. He then proceeded to use her as a cum sock for ever and a day screaming boongsnitch after every load.

(Sing this to the Old McDonald Had a Farm beat)

Old Leb Jackson had a boong e-i-e-i-o
and on that farm he grew a snitch e-i-e-i-o
a boong boong here, a snitch snitch there
everywhere a boong boong overthere a snitch snitch
Old Leb Jackson is a boongsnitch e-i-e-i-o
Jackson: I rooted Sarah up against the wall last night

Lachlan: hahahha BOONGSNITCH

or -

Jackson: Tell that guy to get off my dang porch

Lachlan: Yeah, rack off you dirty boongsnitch

boongaling 

the name for devoters and hardcore eaters of fried rice

Also considers Thai, Japanese, Chinese and Filipino foods to be the prerequisites to inner asian happiness of food delight.
Mark Boongaling:Hi! Can I please get...
Shiki lady: Oh! I know I know I know! Fried rice!
Mark Boongaling: Aw, how'd you know