Gurtu-Bonobo

The last name of the famous Slothshath. If he is is called without this word, he will summon the wrath of the sloth army on you. Better beware.

Person 1: Oh I hope Slothshath comes.
Person 2: Oh no... you just didn't call him without the "Gurtu-Bonobo"...
*Person 1 gets overrun and raped by the sloth army.
Person 2: Yep as expected, you get the sloth rape.

by Sagghaa October 17, 2018

Boosted Bonobo

When someone does something so ignorant it is beyond belief, commonly used among League of Legends players.

Connor did you just build AP Garen? You are a boosted bonobo.

by Pocko July 23, 2017

Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED

by simiangang January 16, 2010

Bonobo Handshake

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.

Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.
Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!

by Liakias April 8, 2009

Bonobo Homo

A medical condition assigned to a human being living though the cleanup of another human being's former life.

"Rebekah sure looks down these days!" "Yeah, she's dealing with his ex and the cry shorties. It's a bad case of Bonobo Homo."

by 30somethin May 19, 2015

bonobo love

care-free expressions of affection between people.

"there was so much bonobo love at that party... A massive group of people were just stroking eachother"

by Donkeynumber10 February 17, 2017

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with Nawd as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

KEK GIT GUD NAWD LUL BOOSTED BONOBO

by ThisBoostedBonobo January 10, 2017