1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.
2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.
3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.
2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.
3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.
Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!
Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*