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Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.

In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"
"Don't you think Toby is a boat?"
"Charlie can be a real ship sometimes."
by TheJake&CharlieSquad February 23, 2015
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how much for a boat?
by MDMA RDA MJL July 02, 2006
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the object that andy samberg is on.
"I'm on a boat (and) its going fast (and) i've got an nautical themed, pashmina afghan"
by andysamberg April 15, 2009
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That car is a fuckin boat.
by paulie l. April 05, 2005
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1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.
In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
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N. A hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which money is poured.
Hey Dumbshit AKA Andrew, do you wanna take the boat out this weekend?
by steelheader March 15, 2008
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(UK)face - Cockney Slang, "Boat Race = Face"
That girl is a goddamn fatso, but she has a lovely boat. I'd do her.
by Tizzle Sizzle June 09, 2003
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