Blumzey 

Someone who is acting undesirable or unlike how you want them to act. They are either being out of line, dumb, or going against you and pissing you off.

"Did you hear about how Kailyn from Teen Mom cheated on Jordan, why does she have to act so damn blumzey?"

"Remember when Christian Bale went off on the set of Batman? I used to love him, but now I think he is blumzey as hell."

Blumzey by Gardner11 May 14, 2012

Blumkey 

The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

Blumkey by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

blumpey 

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

blumpey by B-Town May 12, 2003

blumpey 

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

blumpey by Shayne June 6, 2004

blumkey 

giving a blowjob to your significant other while they are pooping

man 1: my wife gave me a blumkey yesterday!
man 2: you're a really lucky dude, I wish my wife would do that to me!

blumkey by manman12 January 19, 2022

blumey 

a man very feminine in nature, coming from the word "bloom" as in a flower. Your average blumey is a non- descript individual, standing roughly 5 foot 9 and very often seen complaining about various issues.

example: a blumey was spotted recently inside a McDonalds restaurant complaining about the lack of dip choices for his chicken McNuggets

blumey by chamber resident February 14, 2010

blumeyer 

The loneliest person you'll ever meet. He is never nice to the people who are nice to him. He is despised by everyone. He is not the most good looking guy and he has a very bad personality

Watch out it's Blumeyer!

blumeyer by Hejwowgd October 7, 2017