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A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet
Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster
Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011
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John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster
blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005
It's a term you use if somebody is being mad annoying and/or talking shit.
Jordan: look at u with ur uglay ass
Me: stfu bumass nigga

Jordan: She just called me a bumass
Bumass by eminemloverr15 March 20, 2014

Blumwash 

When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.
"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"

"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."
Blumwash by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 9, 2009
Polish/Russia last name. Derived from the noun "Bull" and the verb "mash." Typically refers to an action where someone/something goes absolutely crazy and becomes sort of a Juggernaut. Also called "beast mode." Can be used as a noun or verb.
His dominating performance last game was absolutely bulmash.

bulmash by Matt Bul February 23, 2008

blumpshe 

the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.
My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.
blumpshe by luke Finn August 1, 2008