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blumage (BLOO-muhj)

Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.
Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.

Dan has much greater blumage than Jack.
by Hoss Reed May 18, 2009
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