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7 definitions by 9289515257

 
1.
A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet
Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster
by 9289515257 April 25, 2011
 
2.
This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.
Dane Derouin likes the feeling of toilet sex in his bathroom only.
by 9289515257 May 29, 2011
 
3.
It is when you have had sex with somebody way out of your league. Something that might not ever happen again, it is like the peak of your sex like; the one time you'll always remember.
1: I was wonder fucked by Megan Fox

2: Man 1: When was your Wonder Fuck?

Man 2: When I did my wife for the first time
by 9289515257 April 26, 2011
 
4.
A dirty or slutty whore. Somebody who has a family and still acts as a prostitute.
Person #1: Dane Derouin is a HoBag because he is a prostitute and still has a family of other sluts!
Person #2: If his whole family is prostitutes as well than isn't his whole family HoBags!??!?!?!?
Person #1: Your right!
by 9289515257 April 25, 2011
 
5.
A young man who seeks out old women for baggage or boobage. Many of these kids do not grow up with loving parents.
Dane Logan Derouin is baggage-claimer because he likes to mate with his grandma.
by 9289515257 May 30, 2011
 
6.
A male prostitute or hooker, somebody who usually pleasures people of the same sex. They are often found pleasuring strangers on the side of the street, which is illegal.
Dane Derouin is a gigilo because he likes to pleasure men for money
by 9289515257 May 29, 2011
 
7.
Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.
Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.
by 9289515257 May 29, 2011