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Taking the easy way out, choosing to ignore the harsh reality and live in blissful ignorance.
"You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe." Morpheus, The Matrix
by stavr0 January 13, 2005
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Someone who chooses to remain ignorant in order to be happy, much like those who chose thye blue pill in The Matrix.
She's using you, man. You gotta stop being such a bluepill.
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One who chooses to remain ignorant in exchange for happiness. Inspired by The Matrix.
"She didn't break up with me, I broke up with her."
"Dude, stop being such a bluepill."
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A general name given to anyone not yet unplugged from the matrix.
"Nothing but blue pills" - When looking for Neo all he finds are people plugged in, not Neo who has been unplugged.
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Viagra, that's why it's called the blue pill
He took the blue pill last night, woo what a ride!
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(verb): To tell someone a dishonest pleasantry instead of the actual truth. Refers to the blue pill in the movie "The Matrix".

Bluepilling someone can have one of two purposes: 1) an evil purpose, such as lulling them into complacency in order to exploit them more effectively, or 2) a good purpose, such as mercifully shielding them from a horrible truth that they actually are powerless to avoid or prevent, in which case a pleasant delusion is actually the more humane option.
I've had so much awful news that I can't stand anymore. So just bluepill me for awhile, okay?
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Although brought up in the Matrix Movie, as one who won't wake up from reality, the blue pill on the streets has come to mean just that. The blue pill is a painkiller, usually oxy/roxycodeine pills that keep you in your world of illusion, taking the pain away from the realities of life. It's codeine, tar, powder, hard - anything that keeps your mind at bay.
John Doe: Let's kick it, it's a blast party!
Jane Doe: Sure lol, you want the red or blue baby?
John Doe: Haha .. always the blue pill

Roxy: I need to function, can't take this depression no more
Xany: I thought you always came through?
Roxy: Yeah but it's getting worse, like if I don't get more my bones are gonna break through my skin
Xany: well you can count on me to bring you down
Roxy: I sure can, maybe after my next shakes (found blue pills)
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