blubber blasting

When you are fucking a fat chick preferably substituting the vagina with other parts of the body such as double/triple/quadruple chin, backfat, belly rolls, armpit flub, tricep jiggle, and back of knee danglejiggle. Tittyfucking works as well but it must be under the titty and not between them, otherwise that's just tittyfucking plain and simple.

Joey : Dude last night I walked in on you with some whale what the fuck was that? Did you pound her out?

Spencer : Yeah but I couldn't find her vaj so I just started blubber blasting the shit out that whale. Pits to chinny, then I just started fucking the rolls all over that beast, it was interesting to say the least.

Joey: (vomit) ..... I guess you were warm?.... (vomit)

by poonjammerslammer October 27, 2011

Blubber Face

Someone with a face that has excessive chins and/or fat

Jimmy was so fat he had a blubber face

by FunnyLlamaDonkey April 17, 2015

blubber shnout

The circular rubber lip created when you tie a rubber balloon shut. Otherwise known as the end of a rubber balloon when tied.

Make sure you tie that balloon well so the blubber shnout will keep the air from leaking out.

by jenjenstar May 4, 2009

Blubber Hole

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.

Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!

by YAWA October 18, 2022

blubber nugget

Nugget made out of blubber

Originated in Alaska

Featured in Fairly Oddparents

Mary moved to Alaska to eat a Blubber Nugget

by Mary Kelly June 14, 2008

Blubber Fucked

The mistake of fucking any roll of fat on a morbidly obese chick thinking it is her vagina.

My friend thought he was pounding his fat girlfriends pussy but by mistake he blubber fucked her .

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012

Blubber Roll'd

An online prank where the user is intentionally lured into a falsely titled video of a fatty partaking in lewd acts. With the intention of destroying your up and coming masturbation session.

Person 1 :Dude! Come over here and check out this smoking hott chick dancing!!
Person 2 :OHH Sweet!! wait ... OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!
Person 1 : HAHA you have just been Blubber Roll'd

by DANgerous16 December 31, 2009