(n) One who was considered a loser/outcast in high school, but gains a flourishing social life upon entering college.
This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.
This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.
Tom: Hey, isn't that the girl who used to each lunch alone in the band hall? She looks all outgoing and happy now. Even a little... sexy.
Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.
Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.
by TirraLirra June 9, 2011
A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.
Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2015
by Graxe da Bitch September 7, 2017
ass blos·som as blos-uhm-n. a burgeoning rectal sphincter. The purtruding rosey inards of a chick that got ass fucked really hard. Sometimes a result of fisting or large object insertion.
...and then Mike fucked her ass right after Joey; she just laid there moaning with her ass blossom all stickin' out n' shit!
by JJM Productions June 21, 2007
Girl: "be careful with how much u take babe"
Guy: "why hun"
Girl: "in college i knew this guy who took to many and full on johnson blossomed"
Guy: "why hun"
Girl: "in college i knew this guy who took to many and full on johnson blossomed"
by Ray_Rios August 20, 2020
American military slang from the war in Iraq: the tendency of Iraqi security forces, in response to receiving a little fire from the enemy, to either run away or do the "death blossom," spraying fire indiscriminately in all directions. Reported on Globalsecurity.org
by Leef September 10, 2007