2 definitions by Ray_Rios

Johnson Blossom

When a man takes so many Viagra, that his penis slowly bursts.

Girl: "be careful with how much u take babe"
Guy: "why hun"
Girl: "in college i knew this guy who took to many and full on johnson blossomed"

by Ray_Rios August 20, 2020

When u are so high off the marii that ur coming in and out of understanding what’s going on around you.

Me: Yo gang…
Friend: yo…
Me: broooo I’m shmiggidy rn I’m not even gon lie.
Friend: Me too gang

(Both start laughing uncontrollably)

by Ray_Rios September 20, 2023