Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.
by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011
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When you look at something but it’s blurry and wonky! Therefore it’s blonky!
Oh I really can’t make my mind up, it’s too blonky!
by Keljaysee February 21, 2021
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A person of African decent whose mannerisms, vernacular, and or attire resemble the mannerisms of a middle class white person.
Jamal, you should be president of the blonky club with that polo and kakhi combination.

Tyrone, is you turnin blonky on me brotha!? You be talkin like youz be white!!
by ColdRedRain April 2, 2004
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A black person who wants to be/thinks they are white.

A black person who talks as if they are white.

Opposite of a whigger
"Wassup, my blonkie?"
by DaveIII October 6, 2003
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Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load
She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.
by Gorosei March 14, 2020
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A black person who wishes to be white. A black honky. Antonym of Wigger.
JC Watts is a blonky.
by Roget October 7, 2003
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A word sandwich of one part black and one part honky. Refers to a black person who has white interests.
"That blonky is standing in line for the Lorde concert instead of the Rihanna concert."

"Malcolm is so blonky he eats Golden Oreos."

"The only blacks who shop at Whole Foods are blonkies.
by Illuminatas February 16, 2014
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