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Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.
Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.
by WHT July 22, 2013
 
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Blogurt, Yogurt being put on a mans penis then having the girl give him a blowjob.
I poured tons of yogurt on his penis then gave him a blogurt
by John23421 April 05, 2011