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Bloggerbation

A compulsion to gratify one's ego and/or OCD need for attention by daily, or incessant, blogging. This blogging is often emphatic ranting about nothing of real substance, or, sad attempts to be writer while expressing their "feelings", or, about astonishingly boring trivial matters.

This is not be confused with normal, healthy blogging which doesn't insist on having a captive, and often twitchingly unwilling, audience.
"I used to subscribe to his MySpace blog, but I got sick of his constant bloggerbation!"

"You shouldn't piss her off, you'll just set her off on a dramatic tirade and a good hard round of bloggerbation."
Bloggerbation by ElizaB. March 31, 2009
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blogsterbation 

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)
Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

blogversation 

(blog-ver-sa-tion) "blog+conversation" Describes a type of conversation; where it was initiated and/ or where it is being discussed.
I read about them, in a blogversation online.
blogversation by Omar Foshizzi March 13, 2011

blogservation 

Combining the words blog and observation.
Making an observation about life, the universe, video games, food or everything in something such as a blog, journal, Facebook post, etc.
Jimmy: Hey man, nice blog!
Tom: You like it?
Jimmy: Yeah, those are some really interesting blogservations!
blogservation by Harry_Mess June 17, 2013

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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