Block Bitching

Block Bitching is when two parties on Messenger, Skype or some other messenger services, threatens to block each other through the service when they aren't really settling aside their differences using the chat. This can often cause one or both parties to set up new email accounts just for the situation, get back up from teams and enforcements and create other usernames to get them back or to avoid each other or get a reaction from the other person just because of the 'Block' function.

The Ignore button in a chatroom is pretty much the same thing!

Person A: You are special!
Person B: You're BLOCKED!

Person A: Going to start block bitching now?
Person B: ...
Person A: I'm going to set up another account to see if I could get an answer from you.

Block Bitching by I_am_a_loser September 8, 2013

black friday bitching 

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

black friday bitching by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014