(n.) A crappy Sub chain of stores that are rivaled only by Subaway, and Quizno's.
Subway, Quizno's, Blimpie's. It's all horrible food to me.
by G-Union April 16, 2004
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This occurs when a female placed several tablets of alkaseltzer in 'bottom' then an uncapped cola beverage is inserted and the whole affair is turned upside down draining the contents of the bottle onto the waiting alkaseltzer. Bloating and 'blimping' occurs immediately following. The recipient enjoys a luke warm beverage 'al a blimpy'.
Damn, that's the freshest blimpy I've had in hours!!
by DB December 10, 2003
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when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath
i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty
by mike duval March 6, 2007
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someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast
xavier is a blimpie gobbler
by jim buck December 7, 2009
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The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.
Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!

A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....
by Thirdpac November 18, 2020
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To inflate someone's foreskin by blowing into the tip orally and holding off the tip like a blimp or balloon.
Is nova uncut?

I dont know ask them if they want a Blimpie.
by Aitrus Otter March 22, 2022
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