A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.
Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"

Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."
by RAMMNATION December 30, 2009
Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.
A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.
by dmnyd$ December 27, 2010
Awesome, Amazing, Radical; all at once.
Wow, this boba tea is really blender.
by jordyaudy April 17, 2010
Dude, i gotta use the blender
by Morag June 08, 2003
An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.
1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
by ThatDizzyLizzie December 20, 2008
When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.
Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.
by Sameer Butter Lover January 18, 2006
Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender
*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...
by AGunZFan June 26, 2005
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