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cum blemish 

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.
I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.
the film-like substance that forms on top of soups and gravy.
Ewwww, the gravy has blemis on it.

You're human blemis.
blemis by lrb March 18, 2004
A doubtful issue, comment, or action. A thing or person with which you don't want to be personally associated. The state or condition of being blummified. salmagundi fubsy
I cannot agree with the sort of blummis you're putting out, Mr. Bush!

More of the same, Bushie-baby? Non, merci, as for me, I'd rather blummis.

The bowl of blummis they served him was neither appropriately hot nor was it coated with the goose-fat one traditionally expects.

I saw him and his eyes were blummis with drug droopies.
blummis by Terebinth P. Lumquat January 30, 2007
a blummis is a portmanteau word which can have many meanings like aloha in Hawaiian or shalom in Hebrew. It is a placeholder when you can't think of the mot juste, as in "what's that thing? you know, the, the, the blummis on the end of the whoojeewocker?"

Or it can be a reminder of the alphabet like, "you know, B, B as in Blummis"

Or a part of your anatomy, "Keep your hands off my blummis!"

Or a verb that can be used in mixed company, "Let's go somewhere and blummis, darling."
Kiss my blummis.
I gotta blummis.
A vagina on ones face. Most commonly on the forhead. Very similar to a dickhead.
''Omg that woman has one huge Blemish!''
'' I want to fuck her Blemish''
Blemish by J Moody November 20, 2006
Hey that coat your wearing is looking a little blemish.
Yea i was playing that new video game its a little blemish.
Blemish by t-yooooo November 14, 2009